Jack, Law Dog

Jack is a very very good dog. He came to his number one main human, Rhiya, all the way from Tennessee. It took him a long time to get to New York because that is a long way to walk. He has very floppy and bouncy ears, eyes of two colors, and 3 legs which makes his ears even floppier and bouncier and which also made it take a little longer to walk across the Appalachians to get to his number one main human.

Jack’s roles in the office include sniffing the mail (not FedEx though, he’s scared of that), barking at anyone even suspected of being a prosecutor, and dreaming of a world without prisons. He identifies as a pragmatic abolitionist (we keep telling him that isn’t a thing, but he doesn’t listen). He is paid via direct deposit pizza. He likes to tell people he donated his fourth leg.

Jack is currently seeking admission to any court that will have him. He’s convinced that we’d win more cases with him around.

If you would like Jack to get working on a case, please write him a letter at Good Job Jack c/ Law Office of Ronald L. Kuby.